April 18, 2012   2 notes
Space Marine: Duck, duck, duck…
Long Gunner: Bro?
SM: Not yet. Duck, duck, duck… BRO!
LG: ????
Gnome: I’ll cut ya!

Space Marine: Duck, duck, duck…

Long Gunner: Bro?

SM: Not yet. Duck, duck, duck… BRO!

LG: ????

Gnome: I’ll cut ya!

April 16, 2012   1 note
Long Gunner: Yo, dude. I can totally see up her…
Space Marine: She’s got no arms, bro!
LG: So? Don’t need no arms to….
SM: Dude!
LG: Sup?
SM: She ain’t even fully painted.
LG: Oh, hell no…

Long Gunner: Yo, dude. I can totally see up her…

Space Marine: She’s got no arms, bro!

LG: So? Don’t need no arms to….

SM: Dude!

LG: Sup?

SM: She ain’t even fully painted.

LG: Oh, hell no…

April 13, 2012   2 notes
Space Marine: Check this out. Squirtle! Water Gun!
Long Gunner: What? *GarGLE GARgle*

Space Marine: Check this out. Squirtle! Water Gun!

Long Gunner: What? *GarGLE GARgle*

April 11, 2012   1 note
Long Gunner: Dude?
Space Marine: …
LG: I can’t hear you dude! Where you at?
SM: …
LG: I think I can hear. Speak up?
SM: … …
Sturm and Drang: Sturm and Drang!
LG: Dude got ate!
SM: …
LG: Sorry, bro, I’m getting the eff out of here.
S&D: OBLITERATION
SM: … ???

Long Gunner: Dude?

Space Marine: …

LG: I can’t hear you dude! Where you at?

SM: …

LG: I think I can hear. Speak up?

SM: … …

Sturm and Drang: Sturm and Drang!

LG: Dude got ate!

SM: …

LG: Sorry, bro, I’m getting the eff out of here.

S&D: OBLITERATION

SM: … ???

April 9, 2012   3 notes
Long Gunner: Woah.
Space Marine: My Chapter Master is gonna freak!
LG: It’s gonna be okay
SM: How’s it gonna be okay?!
LG: My brother…
SM: Yeah?
LG: … is an air-conditioner repairman.
SM: …
SM: …
SM: You!

Long Gunner: Woah.

Space Marine: My Chapter Master is gonna freak!

LG: It’s gonna be okay

SM: How’s it gonna be okay?!

LG: My brother…

SM: Yeah?

LG: … is an air-conditioner repairman.

SM: …

SM: …

SM: You!

April 6, 2012   7 notes
Long Gunner: Knock knock.
Space Marine: Who’s there?
LG: Not you, dude.
SM: Not you dude, who?
LG: wtf, I mean I’m not knocking on YOUR door.
SM: That’s not a very funny joke.

Long Gunner: Knock knock.

Space Marine: Who’s there?

LG: Not you, dude.

SM: Not you dude, who?

LG: wtf, I mean I’m not knocking on YOUR door.

SM: That’s not a very funny joke.

April 4, 2012   2 notes
Long Gunner: Yo, this shit is whack.
Space Marine: Sup, brah?
LG: This. I mean, why are we running?
SM: Giant Spider.
LG: Fuuuuuu
SM: And lion thing.
LG: Why don’t they eat each other?
SM: Dude, spiders don’t eat LIONS.
LG: They’re not supposed to eat Space Marines, either.
SM: …
SM: … whatever, brah. Let’s just finish this level.
LG: What’s next?
SM: Um, moar dungeon.
LG: …
LG: Spider! Eat me!
SM: Naw, don’t do tha

Long Gunner: Yo, this shit is whack.

Space Marine: Sup, brah?

LG: This. I mean, why are we running?

SM: Giant Spider.

LG: Fuuuuuu

SM: And lion thing.

LG: Why don’t they eat each other?

SM: Dude, spiders don’t eat LIONS.

LG: They’re not supposed to eat Space Marines, either.

SM: …

SM: … whatever, brah. Let’s just finish this level.

LG: What’s next?

SM: Um, moar dungeon.

LG: …

LG: Spider! Eat me!

SM: Naw, don’t do tha

April 2, 2012
Long Gunner: We on a boat!
Space Marine: We on a boat!
LG: We on a boat!
SM: We on a boat!
LG: Take a good look at me on a…hrm.
SM: Boat! What?
LG: Um. I think we broke it.
SM: Naw, dude. Okay, maybe we did.
LG: So what now?
SM: Can we keep singing the song?
LG: The song?
SM: I’m a boat!

Long Gunner: We on a boat!

Space Marine: We on a boat!

LG: We on a boat!

SM: We on a boat!

LG: Take a good look at me on a…hrm.

SM: Boat! What?

LG: Um. I think we broke it.

SM: Naw, dude. Okay, maybe we did.

LG: So what now?

SM: Can we keep singing the song?

LG: The song?

SM: I’m a boat!

March 30, 2012   1 note
Space Marine: Woah. We movin’, bro!
Long Gunner: How you know?
SM: Everything’s all, like, blurry.
LG: Naw, dude.
SM: Huh?
LG: That’s the damn photographer.
SM: I was wonderin’ why I was blurry, too.
LG: Yeah. So why we jump off the boat again?
SM: Oh, see, cuz I’m amarine.
LG: …
LG: Yeah?
SM: Yeah, bro. And, you see, marine means water.
LG: …
SM: So I figure, faster in the water, am I right?
SM: *splash splash splash*
LG: Yeah, dude. You right. You right.
LG: *dies*

Space Marine: Woah. We movin’, bro!

Long Gunner: How you know?

SM: Everything’s all, like, blurry.

LG: Naw, dude.

SM: Huh?

LG: That’s the damn photographer.

SM: I was wonderin’ why I was blurry, too.

LG: Yeah. So why we jump off the boat again?

SM: Oh, see, cuz I’m amarine.

LG: …

LG: Yeah?

SM: Yeah, bro. And, you see, marine means water.

LG: …

SM: So I figure, faster in the water, am I right?

SM: *splash splash splash*

LG: Yeah, dude. You right. You right.

LG: *dies*

March 28, 2012   4 notes
Space Marine: Yo, check this out.
Long Gunner: ‘Sup?
SM: I think I saw this place on a show once.
LG: F’reals?
SM: Ya, dawg. It was one of them British shows with butlers and shi
LG: Woah, woah, woah. How much of this show have you watched?
SM: Enough to know that if I peek into the window here, I’m only going to get half the information I need to understand what’s going on.
LG: …
LG: We’re watching some Spike TV when you get home, bro.
SM: Shush! I can hear people whispering!

Space Marine: Yo, check this out.

Long Gunner: ‘Sup?

SM: I think I saw this place on a show once.

LG: F’reals?

SM: Ya, dawg. It was one of them British shows with butlers and shi

LG: Woah, woah, woah. How much of this show have you watched?

SM: Enough to know that if I peek into the window here, I’m only going to get half the information I need to understand what’s going on.

LG: …

LG: We’re watching some Spike TV when you get home, bro.

SM: Shush! I can hear people whispering!