Space Marine: Duck, duck, duck…
Long Gunner: Bro?
SM: Not yet. Duck, duck, duck… BRO!
Gnome: I’ll cut ya!
Long Gunner: Yo, dude. I can totally see up her…
Space Marine: She’s got no arms, bro!
LG: So? Don’t need no arms to….
SM: She ain’t even fully painted.
LG: Oh, hell no…
Long Gunner: Dude?
Space Marine: …
LG: I can’t hear you dude! Where you at?
LG: I think I can hear. Speak up?
SM: … …
Sturm and Drang: Sturm and Drang!
LG: Dude got ate!
LG: Sorry, bro, I’m getting the eff out of here.
SM: … ???
Long Gunner: Woah.
Space Marine: My Chapter Master is gonna freak!
LG: It’s gonna be okay
SM: How’s it gonna be okay?!
LG: My brother…
LG: … is an air-conditioner repairman.
Long Gunner: Knock knock.
Space Marine: Who’s there?
LG: Not you, dude.
SM: Not you dude, who?
LG: wtf, I mean I’m not knocking on YOUR door.
SM: That’s not a very funny joke.
Long Gunner: Yo, this shit is whack.
Space Marine: Sup, brah?
LG: This. I mean, why are we running?
SM: Giant Spider.
SM: And lion thing.
LG: Why don’t they eat each other?
SM: Dude, spiders don’t eat LIONS.
LG: They’re not supposed to eat Space Marines, either.
SM: … whatever, brah. Let’s just finish this level.
LG: What’s next?
SM: Um, moar dungeon.
LG: Spider! Eat me!
SM: Naw, don’t do tha
Long Gunner: We on a boat!
Space Marine: We on a boat!
LG: We on a boat!
SM: We on a boat!
LG: Take a good look at me on a…hrm.
SM: Boat! What?
LG: Um. I think we broke it.
SM: Naw, dude. Okay, maybe we did.
LG: So what now?
SM: Can we keep singing the song?
LG: The song?
SM: I’m a boat!
Space Marine: Woah. We movin’, bro!
Long Gunner: How you know?
SM: Everything’s all, like, blurry.
LG: Naw, dude.
LG: That’s the damn photographer.
SM: I was wonderin’ why I was blurry, too.
LG: Yeah. So why we jump off the boat again?
SM: Oh, see, cuz I’m amarine.
SM: Yeah, bro. And, you see, marine means water.
SM: So I figure, faster in the water, am I right?
SM: *splash splash splash*
LG: Yeah, dude. You right. You right.
Space Marine: Yo, check this out.
Long Gunner: ‘Sup?
SM: I think I saw this place on a show once.
SM: Ya, dawg. It was one of them British shows with butlers and shi
LG: Woah, woah, woah. How much of this show have you watched?
SM: Enough to know that if I peek into the window here, I’m only going to get half the information I need to understand what’s going on.
LG: We’re watching some Spike TV when you get home, bro.
SM: Shush! I can hear people whispering!